So yesterday was a drinking night. Me and my buddies usually pre-drink like champions, and this leads to riotous behaviour.
I'm just gonna go through the highlights of the night:
1. Heuther Hotel - By the time we get to this place I'm feeling pretty mischievous - my eyes are glazed, and I'm shit-talking everyone in my head. We all pooled our money together, so one guy was doing all the ordering of drinks, and sweet potato fries (cuz they're the shiiit). Then, our group says that they want to leave, but our waitress is nowhere to be found. We toss around the idea of a dine'n'dash and some actually agree to it. I'd done it before at Richtree in Toronto and it was pretty exhilarating when all the alarms went off.haha... So why not do it again? while on the 3rd floor of a building with one exit. shit yea.
-We leave, and then I'm chosen to ask this random lady in the parking lot for a ride to another bar. Man was it ever awkward.haha. She was on her way out and I just stood there and asked her to roll down her window - all while 3 other drunks guys are waiting. So I asked her for a ride, and she actually agreed
2. The Way Home - We leave the 2nd bar early because it wasn't that sweet and we can't have that; some guarantees are supposedly coming over. As we're on our way out we try to scheme a way to rob the people at the front door. That fails, we peace. Then, as we walk home, we stop by the residence that's right in front of our house. At the time we were hungry, and feeling a little sneaky, so we decide to raid this res, all incognito-like. It took a little longer than expected to get inside, and someone even shut their blinds on me when I was knocking on a window to get let in..bitches. Once inside we found a gold mine for food - we picked up a huge piece of chocolate cake, some chicken wings, a beer, and a frozen pizza. We grabbed the stuff and made haste
3. Home - When we get home we start preparing all our kick ass free food, and then decide to hit up some headband#10 - this is the most legit stuff I've ever come across. Eyes glazed, stomach's full...now it's time for some oukou. So one of us calls the guarantees and they're actually on their way over. damn, we're not really that desperate anymore. we start ignoring their calls. shit. they're at the door now...one of us dips into his room, and i open the door. In front of me is this thing that calls herself a girl - she looked like she'd come straight from her trailer park, gaps in her teeth and all. I reluctantly let them inside and proceed to pass out. We all have our limits, and mine is the swampdonkey that appeared before me
